Classic Rock ANTI-playlist

Here’s a list of songs that are frequently played on “Classic” Rock stations… why can’t they play other tunes by these same artists?
The Joker
Hotel California; Life In the Fast Lane
We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions; Bohemian Rhapsody
Long Train’ Running; Black Water; China Grove; Listen to the Music
Dream On; Walk This Way
Brown Eyed Girl
Cocaine
Rock and Roll All Nite
Stuck In the Middle With You
Centerfold
Start Me Up
Rocky Mountain Way
Turn the Page; Old Time Rock and Roll
The Joker (just making sure you saw this)

Plus a lot of Styx, Kansas, Foreigner, Asia, REO Speedwagon, Boston, Journey (except “Who’s Crying Now”), Whitesnake, Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd (except “Swamp Music”), George Thorogood (except “One Bourbon…”), .38 Special, Bad Company, Eddie Money, Grand Funk… we need variety! And don’t get me wrong – the artists themselves are usually nice people. When I was about 9 years old, I dropped a single scoop ice cream cone in front of George Thorogood. He went back into the store to buy me TWO scoops of the same flavor, but they were out. So he gave me his BIC lighter -- but it’s the THOUGHT that counts.