Shady Lake Amusement Park

I have a very dim memory of Shady Lake Park in Streetsboro, Ohio, from Thanksgiving Day 1995. A friend of mine decided the time was right to go behind the still-standing entry way and checkout the "abandoned amusement park." But it was just a large, empty, flat piece of land. The park had only been open from 1978-82, and that archway was designed to look like the one from Euclid Beach Park.

That's no accident: the kid-centric park was opened by the Humphrey Family, owners of EBP, who bought the Streetsboro site in the late 60s. They then spent nearly a decade installing infrastructure and Kiddie Land rides from their defunct park, which closed in 1969.

Why did it fail? I have no idea. This excellent article was written by local amusement park expert John Frato for the Western Reserve Historical Society. It mentions a Humphrey family conflict, but I wonder if the area simply wasn't populated enough at that time? It was pretty much farm country, sitting 45-60 minutes from downtown Cleveland, Akron, Canton, or Youngstown (or Euclid!). The nearest densely populated area was Kent, home to many Kent State University students who would have no reason to visit a kiddie park.

I also wonder if the name was an issue: "shady" is not something you want to associate with kids.

Many former Euclid Beach/Shady Lake rides ended up at Old Indiana Fun Park. The archway stood along the north side of Rt. 14 in Streetsboro, abandoned, until about 2004... not long after the land started being redeveloped for Shady Lake Apartments. The photograph above as taken by Erik Breedon.

Aside from the Frato article , there’s very little information or photographs of Shady Lake online. I've tried to collect what I've found below.

This undated postcard looks to be from the mid-1930s:

From a Facebook post by the National Amusement Park Historical Society (9/16/21): "The Flying Scooter was a classic Bisch-Rocco flat ride at Old Indiana Fun Park in Thorntown, Indiana. The ride had previously operated at Shady Lake."

This was buried in a defunct Streetsboro Facebook group, but still turned up in a Google search; no username or posting date available. But when I re-posted it, several people confirmed that it was a Euclid Beach ride called "The Bug" which ended up at Shady Lake (and may have been renamed "The Turtle"):

Here's a Euclid Beach postcard (listed as being from 1968) which was for sale online, showing "The Bug":

 

From the Carousel Corner website, taken 1981 by B. Williams (as are the three following):

Also from Carousel Corner, these 1981 pics by B. Williams show what's labeled as a "Mangels Kiddie":

Flickr user Sled1025 took this photo of the (abandoned) offices in 1994, as well as the three following. This user has a few other pics from that era listed as Shady Lake, but they're actually of nearby Wonderland, which was reportedly built as a tax dodge that was never supposed to open to the public! The story is in Sled1025's comments.

More 1994 pics of the abandoned park, from Flickr user Sled1025.

Yet another pic rescued from Facebook (this time, the Streetsboro Historical Society):

Finally, the following three photos are from the Western Reserve Historical which is linked post above. Hopefully there are more high-quality images available out there, waiting to be discovered!

The Rolling Stone 500 Greatest Albums Of All-Time

An update to a post which never published...

Rolling Stone published its list of the 100 greatest LPs in 1987... the 200 in 1997... the 500 in 2003... revised in 2012... and LAST YEAR came the biggest revision yet.  If you're like me, you love going through these to see which ones you have, or which guilty pleasures made the list. Some of my observations follow...

1) Marvin Gaye - What's Going On

2) The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

3) Joni Mitchell - Blue

4) Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life

5) The Beatles - Abbey Road

6) Nirvana - Nevermind

7) Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

8) Prince and the Revolution - Purple Rain

9) Bob Dylan - Blood on the Tracks

10) Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

11) The Beatles - Revolver

12) Michael Jackson - Thriller

13) Aretha Franklin - I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You

14) The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main St.

15) Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

16) The Clash - London Calling

17) Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

18) Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited

19) Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly

20) Radiohead - Kid A

21) Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run

22) The Notorious B.I.G - Ready to Die

23) The Velvet Underground & Nico - The Velvet Underground & Nico

24) The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper

25) Carole King - Tapestry

26) Patti Smith - Horses

27) Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

28) D'Angelo - Voodoo

29) The Beatles - The Beatles

30) The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced

31) Miles Davis - Kind of Blue

32) Beyoncé - Lemonade

33) Amy Winehouse - Back to Black

34) Stevie Wonder - Innervisions

35) The Beatles - Rubber Soul

36) Michael Jackson - Off the Wall

37) Dr. Dre - The Chronic

38) Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde

39) Talking Heads - Remain in Light

40) David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars

41) The Rolling Stones - Let It Bleed

42) Radiohead - OK Computer

43) A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory

44) Nas - Illmatic

45) Prince - Sign "O" the Times

46) Paul Simon - Graceland

47) Ramones - Ramones

48) Bob Marley & The Wailers - Legend

49) OutKast - Aquemini

50) Jay-Z - The Blueprint

51) Chuck Berry - The Great Twenty-Eight

52) David Bowie - Station to Station

53) The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland

54) James Brown - Star Time

55) Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon

56) Liz Phair - Exile in Guyville

57) The Band - The Band

58) Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV

59) Stevie Wonder - Talking Book

60) Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

61) Eric B. & Rakim - Paid in Full

62) Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction

63) Steely Dan - Aja

64) OutKast - Stankonia

65) James Brown - Live at the Apollo

66) John Coltrane - A Love Supreme

67) Jay-Z - Reasonable Doubt

68) Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

69) Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill

70) N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton

71) Bob Marley & The Wailers - Exodus

72) Neil Young - Harvest

73) My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

74) Kanye West - The College Dropout

75) Aretha Franklin - Lady Soul

76) Curtis Mayfield - Superfly

77) The Who - Who's Next

78) Elvis Presley - The Sun Sessions

79) Frank Ocean - Blonde

80) Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols

81) Beyoncé - Beyoncé

82) Sly & The Family Stone - There's a Riot Goin' On

83) Dusty Springfield - Dusty in Memphis

84) AC/DC - Back in Black

85) John Lennon - John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band

86) The Doors - The Doors

87) Miles Davis - Bitches Brew

88) David Bowie - Hunky Dory

89) Erykah Badu - Baduizm

90) Neil Young - After the Gold Rush

91) Bruce Springsteen - Darkness on the Edge of Town

92) The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Axis: Bold as Love

93) Missy Elliott - Supa Dupa Fly

94) The Stooges - Funhouse

95) Drake - Take Care

96) REM - Automatic for the People

97) Metallica - Master of Puppets

98) Lucinda Williams - Car Wheels on a Gravel Road

99) Taylor Swift - Red

100) The Band - Music from Big Pink

101) Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin

102) The Clash - The Clash

103) De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising

104) The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers

105) The Allman Brothers Band - At Fillmore East

106) Hole - Live Through This

107) Television - Marquee Moon

108) Fiona Apple - When the Pawn

109) Lou Reed - Transformer

110) Joni Mitchell - Court and Spark

111) Janet Jackson - Control

112) Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

113) The Smiths - The Queen is Dead

114) The Strokes - Is This It

115) Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d. city

116) The Cure - Disintegration

117) Kanye West - Late Registration

118) Eagles - Hotel California

119) Sly & The Family Stone - Stand!

120) Van Morrison - Moondance

121) Elvis Costello & The Attractions - This Year's Model

122) Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral

123) Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II

124) U2 - Achtung Baby

125) Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique

126) Mary J. Blige - My Life

127) Ray Charles - Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music

128) Queen - A Night At The Opera

129) Pink Floyd - The Wall

130) Prince - 1999

131) Portishead - Dummy

132) Hank Williams - 40 Greatest Hits

133) Joni Mitchell - Hejira

134) Fugees - The Score

135) U2 - The Joshua Tree

136) Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

137) Adele - 21

138) Madonna - The Immaculate Collection

139) Black Sabbath - Paranoid

140) Bob Marley & The Wailers - Catch a Fire

141) Pixies - Doolittle

142) Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A.

143) The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground

144) Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti

145) Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP

146) Blondie - Parallel Lines

147) Jeff Buckley - Grace

148) Frank Ocean - Channel Orange

149) John Prine - John Prine

150) Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska

151) George Michael - Faith

152) Pretenders - Pretenders

153) PJ Harvey - Rid of Me

154) Aretha Franklin - Amazing Grace

155) Jay-Z - The Black Album

156) The Replacements - Let It Be

157) Oasis - (What's the Story) Morning Glory?

158) Erykah Badu - Mama's Gun

159) The Police - Synchronicity

160) Pearl Jam - Ten

161) Crosby, Stills & Nash - Crosby, Stills & Nash

162) Pulp - Different Class

163) Bee Gees - Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Soundtrack

164) Johnny Cash - At Folsom Prison

165) REM - Murmur

166) Buddy Holly & the Crickets - 20 Golden Greats

167) Depeche Mode - Violator

168) Steely Dan - Can't Buy a Thrill

169) Billy Joel - The Stranger

170) Cream - Disraeli Gears

171) Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation

172) Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water

173) Nirvana - In Utero

174) Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come

175) Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.

176) Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet

177) Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story

178) Otis Redding - Otis Blue / Otis Redding Sings Soul

179) The Notorious B.I.G - Life After Death

180) Love - Forever Changes

181) Bob Dylan - Bringing It All Back Home

182) James Taylor - Sweet Baby James

183) D'Angelo - Brown Sugar

184) Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual

185) The Rolling Stones - Beggars Banquet

186) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik

187) Ice Cube - AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted

188) T. Rex - Electric Warrior

189) Sleater-Kinney - Dig Me Out

190) The Who - Tommy

191) Etta James - At Last!

192) Beastie Boys - Licensed to Ill

193) Creedence Clearwater Revival - Willy and the Poor Boys

194) Michael Jackson - Bad

195) Leonard Cohen - Songs of Leonard Cohen

196) Robyn - Body Talk

197) The Beatles - Meet the Beatles!

198) The B-52's - The B-52's

199) Pavement - Slanted and Enchanted

200) Sade - Diamond Life

201) A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders

202) Björk - Homogenic

203) Nick Drake - Pink Moon

204) Kanye West - Graduation

205) Cat Stevens - Tea for the Tillerman

206) David Bowie - Low

207) Eagles - Eagles

208) Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

209) Run-D.M.C. - Raising Hell

210) Ray Charles - The Birth of Soul

211) Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures

212) Nina Simone - Wild is the Wind

213) Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel

214) Tom Petty - Wildflowers

215) Grateful Dead - American Beauty

216) Elliott Smith - Either/Or

217) Oasis - Definitely Maybe

218) TLC - CrazySexyCool

219) Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...

220) Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Déjà Vu

221) Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine

222) Madonna - Ray of Light

223) John Lennon - Imagine

224) The Chicks - Fly

225) Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

226) Derek and The Dominos - Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs

227) Little Richard - Here's Little Richard

228) De La Soul - De La Soul Is Dead

229) Patsy Cline - The Ultimate Collection

230) Rihanna - ANTI

231) Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Damn the Torpedoes

232) John Coltrane - Giant Steps

233) Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes

234) Black Sabbath - Master of Reality

235) Metallica - Metallica

236) Daft Punk - Discovery

237) Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger

238) Kraftwerk - Trans-Europe Express

239) Boogie Down Productions - Criminal Minded

240) Sam Cooke - Live at the Harlem Square Club, 1963

241) Massive Attack - Blue Lines

242) The Velvet Underground - Loaded

243) The Zombies - Odessey and Oracle

244) Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak

245) Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas

246) LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out

247) Sade - Love Deluxe

248) Green Day - American Idiot

249) Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston

250) Buzzcocks - Singles Going Steady

251) Elton John - Honky Château

252) Devo - Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!

253) Pink Floyd - The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

254) Herbie Hancock - Head Hunters

255) Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan

256) Tracy Chapman - Tracy Chapman

257) Dolly Parton - Coat of Many Colors

258) Joni Mitchell - The Hissing of Summer Lawns

259) Janis Joplin - Pearl

260) The Slits - Cut

261) Beastie Boys - Check Your Head

262) New Order - Power, Corruption & Lies

263) The Beatles - A Hard Day's Night

264) Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

265) Pavement - Wowee Zowee

266) The Beatles - Help!

267) Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime

268) Randy Newman - Sail Away

269) Kanye West - Yeezus

270) Kacey Musgraves - Golden Hour

271) Mary J. Blige - What's the 411?

272) The Velvet Underground - White Light/White Heat

273) Gang of Four - Entertainment!

274) The Byrds - Sweetheart of the Rodeo

275) Curtis Mayfield - Curtis

276) Radiohead - The Bends

277) Alicia Keys - The Diary of Alicia Keys

278) Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy

279) Nirvana - MTV Unplugged in New York

280) 50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin'

281) Harry Nilsson - Nilsson Schmilsson

282) Frank Sinatra - In the Wee Small Hours

283) Donna Summer - Bad Girls

284) Merle Haggard - Down Every Road 1962-1994

285) Big Star - Third/Sister Lovers

286) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication

287) The Byrds - Mr. Tambourine Man

288) The Modern Lovers - The Modern Lovers

289) Björk - Post

290) OutKast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

291) Destiny's Child - The Writing's on the Wall

292) Van Halen - Van Halen

293) The Breeders - Last Splash

294) Weezer - Weezer (Blue Album)

295) Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

296) Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Rust Never Sleeps

297) Peter Gabriel - So

298) Tom Petty - Full Moon Fever

299) B.B. King - Live At the Regal

300) Shania Twain - Come on Over

301) New York Dolls - New York Dolls

302) Neil Young - Tonight's The Night

303) ABBA - The Definitive Collection

304) Bill Withers - Just As I Am

305) KISS - Alive!

306) Al Green - I'm Still in Love with You

307) Sam Cooke - Portrait of a Legend 1951-1964

308) Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Jets

309) Joy Division - Closer

310) Wire - Pink Flag

311) Neil Young - On The Beach

312) Solange - A Seat at the Table

313) PJ Harvey - Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea

314) Aaliyah - One in a Million

315) ROSALÍA - EL MAL QUERER

316) The Who - The Who Sell Out

317) Billie Holiday - Lady in Satin

318) Janet Jackson - The Velvet Rope

319) The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses

320) X - Los Angeles

321) Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell!

322) Elvis Presley - From Elvis In Memphis

323) The Clash - Sandinista!

324) Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head

325) Jerry Lee Lewis - All Killer, No Filler: The Anthology

326) Prince - Dirty Mind

327) The Who - Live at Leeds

328) Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City

329) DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...

330) The Rolling Stones - Aftermath

331) Madonna - Like a Prayer

332) Elvis Presley - Elvis Presley

333) Bill Withers - Still Bill

334) Santana - Abraxas

335) Bob Dylan & The Band - The Basement Tapes

336) Roxy Music - Avalon

337) Bob Dylan - John Wesley Harding

338) Brian Eno - Another Green World

339) Janet Jackson - Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814

340) Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle

341) The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream

342) The Beatles - Let It Be

343) Sly & The Family Stone - Greatest Hits

344) Toots & The Maytals - Funky Kingston

345) Bruce Springsteen - The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle

346) Arctic Monkeys - AM

347) GZA - Liquid Swords

348) Gillian Welch - Time (The Revelator)

349) MC5 - Kick Out the Jams

350) Stevie Wonder - Music of My Mind

351) Roxy Music - For Your Pleasure

352) Eminem - The Slim Shady LP

353) The Cars - The Cars

354) X-Ray Spex - Germ Free Adolescents

355) Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

356) Dr. John - Gris-Gris

357) Tom Waits - Rain Dogs

358) Sonic Youth - Goo

359) Big Star - Radio City

360) Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove

361) My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade

362) Luther Vandross - Never Too Much

363) Parliament - Mothership Connection

364) Talking Heads - More Songs About Buildings and Food

365) Madvillain - Madvillainy

366) Aerosmith - Rocks

367) Drake - If You're Reading This It's Too Late

368) George Harrison - All Things Must Pass

369) Mobb Deep - The Infamous

370) Lil Wayne - Tha Carter II

371) The Temptations - Anthology

372) Big Brother and The Holding Company - Cheap Thrills

373) Isaac Hayes - Hot Buttered Soul

374) Robert Johnson - King of the Delta Blues Singers

375) Green Day - Dookie

376) Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

377) Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell

378) Run-D.M.C. - Run-D.M.C.

379) Rush - Moving Pictures

380) Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um

381) Lynyrd Skynyrd - (Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd)

382) Tame Impala - Currents

383) Massive Attack - Mezzanine

384) The Kinks - The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society

385) Ramones - Rocket to Russia

386) J Dilla - Donuts

387) Radiohead - In Rainbows

388) Aretha Franklin - Young, Gifted and Black

389) Mariah Carey - The Emancipation of Mimi

390) Pixies - Surfer Rosa

391) Kelis - Kaleidoscope

392) Ike & Tina Turner - Proud Mary: The Best of Ike & Tina Turner

393) Taylor Swift - 1989

394) Diana Ross - Diana

395) D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Black Messiah

396) Todd Rundgren - Something/Anything?

397) Billie Eilish - WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?

398) The Raincoats - The Raincoats

399) Brian Wilson - SMiLE

400) The Go-Go's - Beauty and the Beat

401) Blondie - Blondie

402) Fela Kuti & Africa 70 - Expensive Shit

403) Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele

404) Anita Baker - Rapture

405) Various Artists - Nuggets: Original Artyfacts from the First Psychedelic Era, 1965-1968

406) The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs

407) Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

408) Motörhead - Ace of Spades

409) Grateful Dead - Workingman's Dead

410) The Beach Boys - Wild Honey

411) Bob Dylan - Love and Theft

412) Smokey Robinson & the Miracles - Going to a Go-Go

413) Creedence Clearwater Revival - Cosmo's Factory

414) Chic - Risqué

415) The Meters - Look-Ka Py Py

416) The Roots - Things Fall Apart

417) Ornette Coleman - The Shape of Jazz To Come

418) Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms

419) Eric Church - Chief

420) Earth, Wind & Fire - That's the Way of the World

421) M.I.A. - Arular

422) Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

423) Yo La Tengo - I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One

424) Beck - Odelay

425) Paul Simon - Paul Simon

426) Lucinda Williams - Lucinda Williams

427) Al Green - Call Me

428) Hüsker Dü - New Day Rising

429) Four Tops - Reach Out

430) Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True

431) Los Lobos - How Will the Wolf Survive?

432) Usher - Confessions

433) LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

434) Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain

435) Pet Shop Boys - Actually

436) 2Pac - All Eyez on Me

437) Primal Scream - Screamadelica

438) Blur - Parklife

439) James Brown - Sex Machine

440) Loretta Lynn - Coal Miner's Daughter

441) Britney Spears - Blackout

442) The Weeknd - Beauty Behind the Madness

443) David Bowie - Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

444) Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine

445) Yes - Close to the Edge

446) Alice Coltrane - Journey in Satchidananda

447) Bad Bunny - X 100PRE

448) Otis Redding - Complete & Unbelievable: The Otis Redding Dictionary of Soul

449) The White Stripes - Elephant

450) Paul McCartney & Linda McCartney - Ram

451) Roberta Flack - First Take

452) Diana Ross & The Supremes - Anthology

453) Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

454) Can - Ege Bamyasi

455) Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley / Go Bo Diddley

456) Al Green - Greatest Hits

457) Sinéad O'Connor - I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got

458) Jason Isbell - Southeastern

459) Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon: The End of Day

460) Lorde - Melodrama

461) Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago

462) The Flying Burrito Brothers - The Gilded Palace of Sin

463) Laura Nyro - Eli and the Thirteenth Confession

464) The Isley Brothers - 3 + 3

465) King Sunny Adé - The Best of the Classic Years

466) The Beach Boys - The Beach Boys Today!

467) Maxwell - BLACKsummers'night

468) The Rolling Stones - Some Girls

469) Manu Chao - Clandestino

470) Juvenile - 400 Degreez

471) Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic Pillow

472) SZA - Ctrl

473) Daddy Yankee - Barrio Fino

474) Big Star - #1 Record

475) Sheryl Crow - Sheryl Crow

476) Sparks - Kimono My House

477) Howlin' Wolf - Moanin' in the Moonlight

478) The Kinks - Something Else by The Kinks

479) Selena - Amor Prohíbido

480) Miranda Lambert - The Weight of These Wings

481) Belle & Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister

482) The Pharcyde - Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde

483) Muddy Waters - The Anthology

484) Lady Gaga - Born This Way

485) Richard & Linda Thompson - I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight

486) John Mayer - Continuum

487) Black Flag - Damaged

488) The Stooges - The Stooges

489) Phil Spector - Back to Mono (1958-1969)

490) Linda Ronstadt - Heart Like a Wheel

491) Harry Styles - Fine Line

492) Bonnie Raitt - Nick of Time

493) Marvin Gaye - Here, My Dear

494) The Ronettes - Presenting the Fabulous Ronettes Featuring Veronica

495) Boyz II Men - II

496) Shakira - Dónde Están los Ladrones?

497) Various Artists - The Indestructible Beat of Soweto

498) Suicide - Suicide

499) Rufus & Chaka Khan - Ask Rufus

500) Arcade Fire - Funeral

**Someone finally realized that Phil Spector's Christmas album is included within the Back to Mono boxed set... so no need to include them both!

**AC/DC - Back in Black... aka half of corporate classic rock radio's playlist. They need to stop including this, please

**Bob Dylan - Love and Theft: it's enough already, RS! No one cares about anything after "Blood On the Tracks"

**Fiona Apple has three albums (Extraordinary Machine, The Idler Wheel, When the Pawn) but not Tidal? Isn't that her best one?

**Fleetwood Mac's Rumours made the list, but not their self-titled album right before that, nor Then Play On

**Frank Sinatra: In the Wee Small Hours... but not "Songs For Swingin' Lovers"? Or they could have just included one of the anthologies of his Capitol years

**Isaac Hayes, Hot Buttered Soul... but not Shaft?

**Joni Mitchell has several albums... but why the decent-yet-unexciting The Hissing of Summer Lawns

**Madonna: Ray of Light (lame) but not Like a Virgin? What?

**Paul McCartney: Ram, but not Band On the Run? Or how about Wingspan (which includes generous doses of both)? I still love Ram, though, so it's fine

**Beach Boys: Wild Honey... BORING. They also included Brian Wilson's solo version of Smile. WHAT?!

**Beatles: the big controversy is that they've been downgraded on this list in general. But the oddest thing to is that their first UK album, Please Please Me (aka Early Beatles in the US) is absent. It's usually considered one of their best... it's got Love Me Do, Please Please Me, Boys, I Saw Her Standing There, Twist & Shout... would have been nice to include that instead of...

**Sly & The Family Stone, Stand!... it's a great album, but most of it is already on Greatest Hits (which is also on the list)

**Yes: Close to the Edge... I always thought The Yes Album was better, or even Fragile

**Richard & Linda Thompson, I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight... I never understood why critics peed their pants over this. Speaking of which:

**Kanye and Neil Young have the same number of entries

**Springsteen's classic run from "The Wild, The Innocent" through "Born In the USA" remains... except for "The River." Odd.

**Steely Dan: Pretzel Logic has been removed but Aja and Can't Buy a Thrill still made the cut

And now, some deletions since 2003:

-Moby Grape (121 in 2003), the 1952 Anthology Of American Folk Music (#276 in 2003), The Carpenters' lone entry from 2003 ("Close to You"), Frank Zappa (Freak Out was 243, We're Only In It For The Money was 296), plus Barry White, Jane's Addiction, No Doubt, The O'Jays, Mamas & the Papas, Soundgarden, Jethro Tull, Yardbirds, Meat Loaf, Moby, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Labelle, Mott the Hoople, Graham Parker, Jackson Browne, John Lee Hooker, Bjork, Def Leppard, ZZ Top, Jackie Wilson, Neil Diamond, Paul Butterfield, Cheap Trick, Gram Parsons, The Pogues, War, Alice Cooper, EPMD, The Drifters, Echo & the Bunnymen, Steve Earle, Albert King, Eurythmics, Buffalo Springfield, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Little Walter, Bobby Bland, Professor Longhair, Buena Vista Social Club, Blood, Sweat & Tears

-And even though they weren't on the 2003 list... I'm surprised the Black Keys didn't make it this time

And here's the RS article if you feel like clicking through 900 pages and crashing your browser:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-albums-of-all-time-1062063/

Annual primetime TV schedules

This is just a list of the 20th century's fall TV listings for the major networks, as displayed on wikipedia. It is impossible to cycle through these on a phone, and it takes forever to type what you're looking for in Google. So this is basically just a handy set of links for me:

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Herb Alpert: A Legend

Apparently, I never posted my brief thoughts (not a review) of Herb Alpert’s 2017 concert here. Here it is right on schedule – five years late.

Mr. Alpert was backed by a tasty jazz trio and played songs I’ve never heard him play before, save for a very cool Tijuana Brass medley (complete with retro video projected behind him).  Wife Lani Hall (of Brasil ’66) showed she still has her chops with nice vocal spotlights.  There was even a singalong on “This Guy’s In Love With You.”  It would have been awesome enough just with the music, but Mr. Alpert encouraged the audience to ask questions in between songs.  He covered his musicianship, his love of painting, his childhood, took some requests and got a ton of questions about discovering and nurturing talent.  I actually found it a little odd (“tell us about this famous person you knew”) but he enjoyed it.

After the show, this introverted 82-year-old billionaire should have been relaxing.  Instead, he came out and said hello to a few people, signed autographs and made a few jokes.  Mind-blowing!  There was no reason he needed to do that except he’s a mensch. Frankly, he doesn’t NEED the money from touring, and he was playing small venues anyway. He doesn’t have a new album out. He’s just awesome.

Dick Cavett's 1975 CBS variety show

Search around long enough and you can find clips from almost all of Dick Cavett's shows -- almost. His 1975 CBS summer variety series is virtually nonexistent.

To trace his career, Cavett was on ABC daytime from March 4, 1968 until January 24, 1969 (originally titled "This Morning"). Very few recorded clips survive, since the show was often live.

A few months later, he got a primetime summer show on the odd schedule of Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays (May 26-September 19, 1969). That's the show which had the famous episode with Woodstock performers.

At the end of the year, he replaced Joey Bishop as host of ABC's late night show starting December 29, 1969. This show is usually listed as running until January 1, 1975 BUT -- it was not a nightly show for about its last two years. Instead, it rotated (one week a month) as part of ABC's "Wide World of Entertainment." This was a series of news, specials, reruns, foreign programs (such as Monty Python), movies, and even a short-lived return by Cavett's mentor and former boss, Jack Paar, starting January 8, 1973 (as "Jack Paar Tonite"), running until November, 1973.

After ABC canceled Cavett, CBS boss Fred Silverman snapped him up as a kind of roving entertainer, interviewing Barbra Streisand for a special and conducting various high profile forms of business. Kind of the same way NBC employed Jay Leno in the '80s.

Eventually Silverman suggested Cavett for a Saturday night variety show from August 16-September 6, 1975, as a summer replacement for Carol Burnett.  His lead-in was the powerhouse lineup of "All In the Family," "The Jeffersons," "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," and "The Bob Newhart Show." Yet the experiment didn't go well. The first clip I found was from episode four (the last one), where he's wearing a John Travolta disco suit (years before "Saturday Night Fever") and expertly interviewing Cher.

Why didn't it work?

In his 1983 book "Eye On Cavett," he cautiously hints that the producers were the problem, but doesn't name them and doesn't say what the exact issues were. According to my research, the show was run by former "Sesame Street" Producers Carole and Bruce Hart. Cavett says they wanted a "concept" for the show, such as why is the packaging of a BIC pen so difficult to open? The tapings were also an agonizing affair, taking several hours to shoot episode one. Cavett preferred going essentially live-to-tape, as he had for the past several years, but was overruled. It didn't help that his first choice for producer, Bob Precht, had to drop out. And CBS had already leased his preferred studio (The Ed Sullivan Theater) to ABC for use on Howard Cosell's "Saturday Night Live." Finally, Silverman suddenly left for ABC that spring, taking most network support with him.

The writing likely wasn't an issue, since the writers were Christopher Porterfield, Marshal Efron, Alfa-Betty Olsen, Tom Meehan, Tony Geis, and Clark Gessner. The first two are frequent Cavett collaborators; the others, I'm not sure. The show was directed by Alan Meyerson and Clark Jones, and apparently it had two semi-regulars (i.e. "cast of zanies"): Imogene Coca and Leigh French. It's like a weird version of the hit "Tony Orlando & Dawn."

And the guest list was first-rate. Since there's very little video tape existing, this is what I've pieced together for an episode guide (with links to the clips I've found):

#1 (Aug. 16, 1975): Liza Minnelli, Henry Gibson, Doug Henning

#2 (Aug. 23, 1975): Peter Ustinov, Jean Stapleton, Neil Sedaka

#3 (Aug. 30, 1975): Jackie Gleason, LaBelle, and the cast of "Upstairs, Downstairs"... Jean Marsh (Rose), David Langton (Mr. Bellamy), Simon Williams (James), Gordon Jackson (Hudson), and Rachel Gurney

#4 (Sept. 6, 1975): Cher, Steve Allen, Barry Manilow, magician Slydini

Cavett is very complimentary to the guests when recounting the show in his book, saying the interplay between Cher and Slydini was "delightful." He adds that Steve Allen "clowned engagingly" through a sketch about old-time radio (with Marshall Efron as the sound effects man). The cast of "Upstairs, Downstairs" was "briskly cheerful." Nothing about Gleason, unfortunately. Apparently, after the first taping, he sent profuse notes of thanks and apology to Doug Henning and Liza. Peter Ustinov is described as a variety show unto himself. Cavett does say that Jean Stapleton "showed herself to be a brick in a near-beguiling sketch with Ustinov." That surprises me since Stapleton is thoroughly of the thespian tradition which Cavett loves, and she had been on the ABC show at least once (April 16, 1973). Did "brick" mean something different when the book was written (1983)? 

Back to the show itself, Cavett says the episodes were likely dumped in a river by CBS... but the clip above has a "Decades" channel bug in the corner. So were they rerun on that channel, alongside his ABC late night episodes?

After the CBS experience, Cavett hosted SNL twice (proving that he could easily handle variety, so long as it wasn't a labored affair), and eventually had another nice run on PBS from October 10, 1977-October 8, 1982... until affiliates voted him off?! I don't get it.

Cavett would return on USA (cable) from September 30, 1985-September 23, 1986 with an excellent program which he unfortunately left (as I understand it) to head back to ABC's late night berth on Tuesdays and Wednesdays from September 22-December 30, 1986. Incidentally, his replacement on USA was Robert Klein, whose show ran until 1988.

Cavett later had long runs on CNBC (April 17, 1989-January 26, 1996) and TCM (2006–2007).

Rolling Stone Magazine's greatest TV shows of all-time

Rolling Stone magazine has released its list of the 100 Greatest TV Shows of All-Time (below). There's more pressing things in the universe, and this list is ultimately meaningless... but it's still garbage.

Some examples...

Last year, they ranked the 100 greatest sitcoms. In the Top 50, they included Barney Miller, King of the Hill and Andy Griffith. Further down, there was Sgt. Bilko, WKRP, Jack Benny, Sanford & Son. None of those shows are on this new list. Odd.

On the flip side, NOT making last year's sitcom-only list was "The Wonder Years"... but now on the 100 greatest shows of all-time list, it's #90? Makes no sense!

This new list also makes a point of specifying only the first three years of SCTV, when Harold Ramis was head writer, and before Rick Moranis, Martin Short, Robin Duke, and Tony Rosato joined the cast. Very arbitrary.

And there's more: "Atlanta" was rated the 25th best sitcom last year... but it has now vaulted up to be the 9th best series of any kind?  (And 84 slots above "The Rockford Files"?!)

Other shows not making the list, which often do make lists such as this one: Soap, Happy Days, Fernwood 2 Night, The Real World, Mission: Impossible, The Untouchables, Bewitched, Leave it to Beaver, Dallas, Lou Grant, and St. Elsewhere.

The list DOES include several shows beyond prime time on the "Big Four" networks, such as Jeopardy and Sesame Street. But they left off Rocky & Bullwinkle, Mr. Rogers, Hollywood Squares, Beavis & Butthead, The Tomorrow Show, Dick Cavett, The Today Show, The Price is Right, Jack Paar, and any soap operas. Just so long as we can continue peeing our pants over "Watchmen."

The only way to make this list worse is to read it twice...

1. The Sopranos (HBO/1999-2007)

2. The Simpsons (FOX/1989-PRESENT)

3. Breaking Bad (AMC/2008-13)

4. The Wire (HBO/2002-08)

5. Fleabag (BBC/AMAZON/2016-19)

6. Seinfeld (NBC/1989-98)

7. Mad Men (AMC/2007-15)

8. Cheers (NBC/1982-93)

9. Atlanta (FX/2016-PRESENT)

10. The Mary Tyler Moore Show (CBS/1970-77)

11. Succession (HBO/2018-PRESENT)

12. The Twilight Zone (CBS/1959-64)

13. Veep (HBO/2012-19)

14. The Americans (FX/2013-18)

15. The Larry Sanders Show (HBO/1992-98)

16. Twin Peaks (ABC/1990-91)

17. The Leftovers (HBO/2014-17)

18. Saturday Night Live (NBC/1975-PRESENT)

19. I May Destroy You (BBC/HBO/2020)

20. 30 Rock (NBC/2006-13)

21. All in the Family (CBS/1971-79)

22. Star Trek (NBC/1966-69)

23. Watchmen (HBO/2019)

24. Freaks and Geeks (NBC/1999-2000)

25. M*A*S*H (CBS/1972-83)

26. Sesame Street (PBS/1969-PRESENT)

27. Deadwood (HBO/2004-06)

28. Friday Night Lights (NBC/2006-08)

29. Roots (ABC/1977)

30. Parks and Recreation (NBC/2009-15)

31. Game of Thrones (HBO/2011-19)

32. Better Call Saul (AMC/2015-22)

33. Monty Pythons Flying Circus (BBC/1969-74)

34. The Office (U.S.) (NBC/2005-13)

35. Lost (ABC/2004-10)

36. I Love Lucy (CBS/1951-57)

37. Arrested Development (FOX/2003-06)

38. Hill Street Blues (NBC/1981-87)

39. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO/2000-PRESENT)

40. The Good Place (NBC/2016-20)

41. BoJack Horseman (NETFLIX/2014-20)

42. Battlestar Galactica (SCI-FI/2003-09)

43. Insecure (HBO/2016-21)

44. Late Night With David Letterman (NBC/1982-93)

45. Columbo (NBC/1971-78; ABC)

46. The West Wing (NBC/1999-2006)

47. My So-Called Life (ABC/1995-96)

48. The Shield (FX/2002-08)

49. Friends (NBC/1994-2004)

50. Jeopardy! (SYNDICATION/1984-PRESENT)

51. The X-Files (FOX/1993-2002)

52. Barry (HBO/2018-PRESENT)

53. The Office (U.K.) (BBC/2001-03)

54. ER (NBC/1994-2009)

55. Halt and Catch Fire (AMC/2014-17)

56. Community (NBC/2009-14)

57. Russian Doll (NETFLIX/2019-PRESENT)

58. Six Feet Under (HBO/2001-05)

59. Key & Peele (COMEDY CENTRAL/2012-15)

60. Taxi (ABC/1978-82)

61. The Underground Railroad (AMAZON PRIME/2021)

62. The Dick Van Dyke Show (CBS/1961-66)

63. South Park (COMEDY CENTRAL/1997-PRESENT)

64. The Golden Girls (NBC/1985-92)

65. Girls (HBO/2012-17)

66. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (COMEDY CENTRAL/1999-2015)

67. NYPD Blue (ABC/1993-2005)

68. Fawlty Towers (BBC/1975-79)

69. Chappelle’s Show (COMEDY CENTRAL/2003-06)

70. SCTV (GLOBAL/1976-79)

71. Better Things (FX/2016-2022)

72. Good Times (CBS/1974-79)

73. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (WB/UPN/1997-2001/2001-03)

74. The Honeymooners (CBS/1955-56)

75. Frasier (NBC/1993-2004)

76. Justified (FX/2010-15)

77. The Jeffersons (CBS/1975-85)

78. Sex and the City (HBO/1998-2004)

79. Mr. Show with Bob and David (HBO/1995-98)

80. Band of Brothers (HBO/2001)

81. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX/2005-PRESENT)

82. Party Down (STARZ/2009-10)

83. I’m Alan Partridge (BBC/1997-2002)

84. Fargo (FX/2014-PRESENT)

85. Orange Is the New Black (NETFLIX/2013-19)

86. The Bob Newhart Show (CBS/1972-78)

87. The Kids in the Hall (CBC/1988-95)

88. The Crown (NETFLIX/2016-PRESENT)

89. The Carol Burnett Show (CBS/1967-78)

90. The Wonder Years (ABC/1988-93)

91. The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson (NBC/1962-92)

92. The Muppet Show (SYNDICATED/1976-81)

93. The Rockford Files (NBC/1974-80)

94. NewsRadio (NBC/1995-99)

95. Squid Game (NETFLIX/2021-PRESENT)

96. Rick and Morty (ADULT SWIM/2013-PRESENT)

97. The Odd Couple (ABC/1970-75)

98. The Good Fight (CBS ALL ACCESS/2017-20)

99. Oz (HBO/1997-2003)

100. What We Do in the Shadows (FX/2019-PRESENT)

BEATLES: You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)

Following on last week's post about the "ultimate" version of "Let It Be"... you'll note I did not include the b-side to the "Let It Be" single, "You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)" aka YKMN. It really doesn't fit with the album's aesthetic or chronology. Starting as a series of heavily produced backing tracks recorded after the release of Sgt. Pepper (in 1967), the rambling track seems to have been forgotten until after the "Get Back" sessions ended. In the spring of 1969, John and Paul dusted it off and added vocals. Late that year, John edited its six parts down to four and prepared to release it as the third Plastic Ono Band single. That never happened, and this (mono) edit showed up in March, 1970, as the Beatles' final UK b-side.

By 1996, it remained one of just a handful of tracks never released in true stereo: the others are Love Me Do, P.S. I Love You, She Loves You, and I'll Get You.  Unlike those songs, the stereo multitrack tapes do exist, and "You Know My Name" was given its first stereo mixdown for "Anthology 2." The mix restores the two missing sections, but unfortunately cuts parts of the other four sections (which were unedited on the original 1970 release). One can piece them both together easily -- but not in true stereo.  Below is a waveform of the entire, unedited version showing which sections are part of which mix.

Beach Boys vinyl: Sail On Sailor (1972-73)

The latest Beach Boys archival set is coming out this fall, but is it worth it?

They’re charging $179 for a 5LP/1EP set which pales – artistically – in comparison to its predecessor (“Feel Flows”)? To quote a classic SNL sketch from the 90s, “Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?”

“Feel Flows” covers what I think is the group’s post-“Pet Sounds” high point; “Sail On Sailor” is its vapor trail. Even though there’s an extra slab-and-a-half of vinyl, I can’t see paying more than $100 – which is what the Beach Boys are charging for the colored vinyl edition of FF.

Only about half the tracks on “Carl & the Passions” and three-quarters of “Holland” really work for me; the EP is decent but unspectacular. I like these albums, but the lack of outtakes is very telling: they were running on fumes! Admittedly, the Wilson brothers’ fumes are light years ahead of anything I’ll ever accomplish, but in the scheme of Beach Boys boxed sets, this one is overpriced in relation to the artistic merit within.

I do like that they’re including the Carnegie Hall concert, but why not just remaster/repress 1973’s “Beach Boys In Concert”? That’s always seemed to be the demarcation point between “The Beach Boys” and what I call “Mike Love’s Travelling Beach Boys Jukebox.” It would be three years before “15 Big Ones” (and then “Love You”) showed one last spark of artistic relevance. I have to think that if these archival sets continue, those two will be the last ones to get a physical release.

Anyhow, back to the Carnegie Hall show: the 1973 live double album covers the same tour, but doesn’t include anything from the Carnegie Hall show itself. I’m curious how the two releases will compare. 

However, instead of marginally interesting but very expensive boxes like this one, when will they reissue 1993’s “Good Vibrations” box on vinyl? I’m guessing never, but it’s probably my favorite BB compilation. At least it’s available on CD, because there are plenty of other releases that haven’t had a physical release of any kind: "The Big Beat 1963," "Keep an Eye on Summer – The Beach Boys Sessions 1964," "Beach Boys' Party! Uncovered and Unplugged," "1967 – Sunshine Tomorrow," "Wake the World: The Friends Sessions," and "I Can Hear Music: The 20/20 Sessions" cover pretty much the entire Capitol era… except for “Pet Sounds” and “Smile.”

There have been TWO deluxe “Pet Sounds” boxes – in 1997 and 2016 – with heavy overlap, but neither one ever made it to vinyl; they’re CD-only. UMe seemingly churns out another stereo vinyl “Pet Sounds” every year – but they can’t be bothered to cobble together these two amazing boxes onto black wax? Or, reissue 2011’s “The Smile Sessions”? Very strange. I would love to see any of those before I fork over $179 for “Sail On Sailor,” though I may be a bit jaundiced since my vinyl copies of “Holland” and “Carl” are perfectly fine. I don’t think either one needs a remix, either, so a remaster should suffice. (If FF is any guide, the remastered “Sunflower” tracks sounded phenomenal). I’ll probably catch this one on streaming.

By the way, if you’re wondering WHY so many of the recent archival sets have been digital-only: supposedly, Ume didn't want to draw attention away from "The Beach Boys with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra." Just the fact that such a thing exists is a joke.

Beatles: Let It Be or Get Back or BOTH

Here's what I consider the “ultimate” version of “Let It Be.”  I used cuts from the original album, the Anthology, the original film itself, and various boots (much of which is likely in the new Peter Jackson "Get Back"). I wanted it to function like an audio documentary, showing how the band actually made the album.  So I included the brief songs, the chatter, and I also tried to avoid Phil Spector productions where possible.

SIDE 1:

1. Get Back (45 mix)

2. Two of Us (short fast version, from film)

3. Watching Rainbows (boot)

4. The Walk (boot)

5. Teddy Boy (Anthology 3)

6. Rip It Up Medley (Anthology 3)

7. I Me Mine (original LP)

8. Dig It (Glyn Johns)

9. Let It Be (45 mix)

10. Maggie Mae (original LP)

SIDE 2:

1. Rocker aka I'm Ready (boot)

2. The Long and Winding Road (Anthology 3)

3. For You Blue (from film, with long instrumental opening)

4. Two of Us (original LP)... crossfades to:

5. Don't Let Me Down (45 mix)

6. I've Got a Feeling (Let It Be... Naked)

7. Dig a Pony (from the film with "all I want is" opening)

8. One After 909 (original LP)

9. Get Back (Anthology 3 version, crossfades to coda as in the movie)

UPDATE (2/9/24): I would also add the Glyn Johns mix of "Across the Universe" to side two, from the deluxe edition of "Let it Be."

The Beatles Turn 60

The Beatles’ first record under their own name – “Love Me Do” – came out 60 years ago today in England.  There have been numerous reissues of their work over, including deluxe editions of their later albums.

What if Apple released a “kitchen sink” edition of every one of the Beatles’ 12 UK albums (with the Yellow Submarine and US Magical Mystery Tour soundtracks combined into one)?  Include every extant session outtake, every note of BBC sessions, all the well-recorded live shows (like Sam Houston Coliseum)… everything.  This would include all the material on the Anthology, BBC, Rarities, and Past Masters sets (obviously).  Here’s my starting point for this. What else would you add?

 

*Please Please Me: original album in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; Decca audition tape; original 45 version of “Love Me Do”; all 1962 BBC sessions (Here We Go/Teenager’s Turn/Talent Spot); highlights from Hamburg tapes?; all episodes of BBC’s “Pop Go the Beatles”

 

*With the Beatles: original album in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; same applies to the From Me To You, She Loves You, I Want to Hold Your Hand singles and their b-sides; Royal Variety Show; 1963 Christmas disk; all 1963 BBC radio broadcasts except “Pop Go the Beatles”

 

*A Hard Day’s Night: original album (plus Long Tall Sally EP and the German single) in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; first three Ed Sullivan Shows; first US concert (Washington DC); AHDN film; all BBC radio episodes of “From Us To You”

 

*Beatles For Sale: original album (plus I Feel Fine single) in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; 1964 Christmas disk; 1964 Hollywood Bowl show(s); Philadelphia concert (radio broadcast?); Around the Beatles (original clean audio only as well as video of the finished TV special); all 1964 BBC sessions except “From Us To You” shows

 

*Help!: original album (plus “Yes It Is,” “Bad Boy,” “I’m Down”) in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; Shea Stadium show with original audio (as opposed to the re-recorded audio from 1966); “Beatles Invite You” BBC radio special; Help! film; 1965 Hollywood Bowl concerts; Live in Italy (from Tobe Milo EP… perhaps this exists in better quality somewhere)

 

*Rubber Soul: original album (plus “We Can Work it Out”/”Day Tripper”) in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; 1965 Christmas disk; Sam Houston coliseum; video: 1965 Ed Sullivan appearance; Shea Stadium

 

*Revolver: original album in mono, stereo, and remixed w/studio outtakes and demos; Budokan shows (audio and video); final concert from San Francisco (audio only); 1966 Christmas disk; Paperback Writer/Rain original mono and stereo mixes plus outtakes; original mix of “Tomorrow Never Knows” which went out accidentally on first UK pressings; the various US mixes of “I’m Only Sleeping” which are different from the UK mixes

 

*Sgt. Pepper: no changes to 2017 box

 

*YS/MMT: original 11 tracks from the US version (mono, stereo and remixed) plus outtakes and demos; the four Yellow Submarine cuts (mono, stereo, and 1999 remixes) plus outtakes and demos; Lady Madonna/Inner Light plus outtakes; Carnival of Light; You Know My Name (the full, unedited stereo version as well as the original mono 45 edit); Across the Universe w/outtakes; 1967 Christmas disk; full-length “Christmas Time Is Here Again”; incidental music recorded for MMT (such as Shirley’s Wild Accordian and Aunt Jesse’s Dream); George Martin’s entire score (side 2 of the YS LP); “I Am the Walrus” edit from the US “Rarities” album; and for video: both movies, the Our World broadcast, and the Lady Madonna promo video

 

*White Album: no changes to the 2018 version except adding the original mixes of Hey Jude and Revolution; Kenny Everett interviews with John and George (released on an Italian double-7” promo); audio from the Hey Jude/Revolution promotional films (and video as well, if possible); and the 1968 Christmas disk

 

*Abbey Road: no changes to the 2019 release except adding the original mixes of Old Brown Shoe and Ballad of John and Yoko; 1969 Christmas disk; the alternate version of “Octopus’ Garden” from Ringo’s TV special with a live vocal performed to a remixed backing track

 

*LIB: in addition to what we know is included, add the LIB Naked mixes; the LIBN fly on the wall disk audio; the three dialogue cuts from the 1970 one-sided 7” promo; and audio of the entire rooftop performance.  If they really wanted to be deluxe, reproductions of Sweet Apple Trax and the Black Album (which cover the best of the NAGRA material, and also allows them to beat the bootleggers a la Frank Zappa).

 

Tomorrow: my suggestion for a “perfect” version of “Let It Be”

Ranking the episodes of SNL

The sites "One SNL a Day" (seasons 1-43) and "One SNL a Day 2.0" (43-present) have been going through every episode of Saturday Night Live and reviewing them. Each segment (except musical guests) receives a rating from 1 to 5 stars. Based on those rankings, each episode gets an average rating. Using those numbers, the authors have compiled all sorts of stats. But if you just want the ratings for each episode, highest to lowest, through season 44... here they are. I may update this post in the future with further seasons.

THE LIST:

16f: Dave Chappelle / A Tribe Called Quest (9)

91r: Jerry Seinfeld / Annie Lennox (8.9)

89r: Alec Baldwin / The B-52's (8.8)

92d: Christopher Walken / Arrested Development (8.8)

88a: Tom Hanks / Keith Richards (8.5)

15e: Elizabeth Banks / Disclosure (8.5)

90h: Tom Hanks / Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (8.4)

89k: Christopher Walken / Bonnie Raitt (8.3)

15c: TRM / Demi Lovato (8.2)

95h: David Alan Grier / Silverchair (8.1)

95t: Jim Carrey / Soundgarden (8.1)

16d: Tom Hanks / Lady Gaga (8.1)

77r: Steve Martin / The Blues Brothers (8)

89e: Chris Evert / Eurythmics (8)

89h: Robert Wagner / Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville (8)

90a: Kyle McLachlan / Sinead O'Connor (8)

98o: Ray Romano / The Corrs (8)

99p: Christopher Walken / Christina Aguilera (8)

08f: Jon Hamm / Coldplay (8)

12j: MAS / Paul McCartney, New York City Children's Chorus (8)

14f: Woody Harrelson / Kendrick Lamar (8)

18n: John Mulaney / Thomas Rhett (8)

91s: Tom Hanks / Bruce Springsteen (7.9)

92g: Sinbad / Sade (7.9)

96j: Kevin Spacey / Beck (7.9)

97q: Steve Buscemi / Third Eye Blind (7.9)

02m: Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters (7.9)

12i: Jamie Foxx / Ne-Yo (7.9)

15p: Peter Dinklage / Gwen Stefani (7.9)

16l: Aziz Ansari / Big Sean (7.9)

76j: Candice Bergen / Frank Zappa (7.8)

78n: Gary Busey / Eubie Blake & Gregory Hines (7.8)

87h: Paul Simon / Linda Ronstadt & The Mariachi Vargas (7.8)

88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman & Mark Knopfler (7.8)

89b: Rick Moranis / Rickie Lee Jones (7.8)

90d: Patrick Swayze / Mariah Carey (7.8)

92p: Miranda Richardson / Soul Asylum (7.8)

95o: John Goodman / Everclear (7.8)

96h: MAS / No Doubt (7.8)

98i: Alec Baldwin / Luciano Pavarotti & Vanessa Williams (7.8)

00e: Calista Flockhart / Ricky Martin (7.8)

05r: JLD / Paul Simon (7.8)

08d: Anne Hathaway / The Killers (7.8)

08j: John Malkovich / T.I. (7.8)

14q: Michael Keaton / Carly Rae Jepsen (7.8)

15j: Adam Driver / Chris Stapleton (7.8)

15l: Larry David / The 1975 (7.8)

86e: Robin Williams / Paul Simon (7.7)

86h: William Shatner / Lone Justice (7.7)

88t: Steve Martin / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (7.7)

91a: Michael Jordan / Public Enemy (7.7)

91c: Kirstie Alley / Tom Petty (7.7)

91e: Kiefer Sutherland / Skid Row (7.7)

92c: Joe Pesci / Spin Doctors (7.7)

92k: Harvey Keitel / Madonna (7.7)

92m: Alec Baldwin / Paul McCartney (7.7)

95j: Christopher Walken / Joan Osborne (7.7)

96q: Rob Lowe / Spice Girls (7.7)

97l: John Goodman / Paula Cole (7.7)

97n: Garth Brooks (7.7)

00n: Conan O'Brien / Don Henley (7.7)

00t: Christopher Walken / Weezer (7.7)

01n: Jon Stewart / India.Arie (7.7)

12f: Louis C.K. / fun. (7.7)

15r: JLD / Nick Jonas (7.7)

16a: Margot Robbie / The Weeknd (7.7)

78h: Eric Idle / Kate Bush (7.6)

78j: Michael Palin / The Doobie Brothers (7.6)

78o: Margot Kidder / The Chieftains (7.6)

78p: Richard Benjamin / Rickie Lee Jones (7.6)

86n: BIM / Percy Sledge (7.6)

88d: Matthew Modine / Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (7.6)

88j: John Malkovich / Anita Baker (7.6)

89d: James Woods / Don Henley (7.6)

89g: John Goodman / k.d. lang & The Reclines (7.6)

90g: John Goodman / Faith No More (7.6)

91f: Linda Hamilton / Mariah Carey (7.6)

99c: NOM / Dr. Dre (7.6)

00a: Rob Lowe / Eminem (7.6)

00g: Val Kilmer / U2 (7.6)

05i: Jack Black / Neil Young (7.6)

07e: TIF / Carrie Underwood (7.6)

13p: Louis C.K. / Sam Smith (7.6)

76k: Ralph Nader / George Benson (7.5)

83k: Don Rickles / Billy Idol (7.5)

88o: Mary Tyler Moore / Elvis Costello (7.5)

89o: Rob Lowe / The Pogues (7.5)

90j: Joe Mantegna / Vanilla Ice (7.5)

90t: George Wendt / Elvis Costello (7.5)

91l: Susan Dey / C+C Music Factory (7.5)

93d: John Malkovich / Billy Joel (7.5)

93l: Patrick Stewart / Salt-N-Pepa (7.5)

95c: David Schwimmer / Natalie Merchant (7.5)

99n: Joshua Jackson / 'N Sync (7.5)

01o: Ian McKellen / Kylie Minogue (7.5)

12s: Zach Galifianakis / Of Monsters & Men (7.5)

14m: J.K. Simmons / D'Angelo & The Vanguard (7.5)

14p: Dwayne Johnson / George Ezra (7.5)

75g: Richard Pryor / Gil Scott-Heron (7.4)

78l: Rick Nelson / Judy Collins (7.4)

88n: Glenn Close / Gipsy Kings (7.4)

89i: Andie MacDowell / Tracy Chapman (7.4)

92s: Christina Applegate / Midnight Oil (7.4)

95p: PHH / Gin Blossoms (7.4)

95q: Steve Forbes / Rage Against The Machine (7.4)

96d: DAC / Dr. Dre (7.4)

96f: RDJ / Fiona Apple (7.4)

96s: John Goodman / Jewel (7.4)

98f: Joan Allen / Jewel (7.4)

00l: Sean Hayes / Shaggy (7.4)

02c: John McCain / The White Stripes (7.4)

03o: Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D. (7.4)

08q: Dwayne Johnson / Ray Lamontagne (7.4)

11a: Alec Baldwin / Radiohead (7.4)

11j: JIF / Michael Buble (7.4)

14i: Martin Freeman / Charli XCX (7.4)

15u: FRA / Courtney Barnett (7.4)

76h: Paul Simon / George Harrison (7.3)

77a: Steve Martin / Jackson Browne & The Section (7.3)

77s: Richard Dreyfuss / Jimmy Buffett, Gary Tigerman (7.3)

78b: Fred Willard / Devo (7.3)

79f: Howard Hesseman / Randy Newman (7.3)

82s: Stevie Wonder (7.3)

84p: Christopher Reeve / Santana (7.3)

87l: Tom Hanks / Randy Travis (7.3)

88h: Kevin Kline / Bobby McFerrin (7.3)

91m: Jason Priestly / Teenage Fanclub (7.3)

95g: Anthony Edwards / Foo Fighters (7.3)

96e: CSR / The Wallflowers (7.3)

96g: PHH / Bush (7.3)

97g: Rudolph Giuliani / Sarah McLachlan (7.3)

97i: Helen Hunt / Hanson (7.3)

98a: Cameron Diaz / The Smashing Pumpkins (7.3)

98q: John Goodman / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (7.3)

99a: Jerry Seinfeld / David Bowie (7.3)

99f: Jennifer Aniston / Sting (7.3)

99q: Tobey Maguire / Sisqo (7.3)

01d: John Goodman / Ja Rule (7.3)

02h: Al Gore / Phish (7.3)

06a: Dane Cook / The Killers (7.3)

08g: Ben Affleck / David Cook (7.3)

08v: WIF / Green Day (7.3)

09k: Charles Barkley / Alicia Keys (7.3)

09m: Jon Hamm / Michael Buble (7.3)

11o: MAR / Sleigh Bells (7.3)

12a: Seth MacFarlane / Frank Ocean with John Mayer (7.3)

12g: Anne Hathaway / Rihanna (7.3)

13e: Kerry Washington / Eminem (7.3)

15g: Ryan Gosling / Leon Bridges (7.3)

16h: Emma Stone / Shawn Mendes (7.3)

16m: Kristen Stewart / Alessia Cara (7.3)

17d: Larry David / Miley Cyrus (7.3)

76b: Norman Lear / Boz Skaggs (7.2)

76f: Buck Henry / The Band (7.2)

77m: Art Garfunkel / Stephen Bishop (7.2)

88f: John Lithgow / Tracy Chapman (7.2)

88l: Ted Danson / Luther Vandross (7.2)

88s: Wayne Gretzky / Fine Young Cannibals (7.2)

89j: Ed O'Neill / Harry Connick, Jr. (7.2)

89n: Fred Savage / Technotronic (7.2)

90b: Susan Lucci / Hothouse Flowers (7.2)

90k: Sting (7.2)

90m: Roseanne Barr / Deee-Lite with Bootsy Collins & The Rubber Band (7.2)

92r: Kirstie Alley / Lenny Kravitz (7.2)

95r: Teri Hatcher / Dave Matthews Band (7.2)

96k: David Alan Grier / Snoop Doggy Dogg (7.2)

98c: Lucy Lawless / Elliott Smith (7.2)

98j: Bill Paxton / Beck (7.2)

00b: Kate Hudson / Radiohead (7.2)

00r: Pierce Brosnan / Destiny's Child (7.2)

01i: Ellen Degeneres / No Doubt (7.2)

07k: Shia LaBeouf / My Morning Jacket (7.2)

09b: Ryan Reynolds / Lady Gaga (7.2)

10u: Ed Helms / Paul Simon (7.2)

11e: Charlie Day / Maroon 5 (7.2)

15i: TIF & AMP / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band (7.2)

16c: Emily Blunt / Bruno Mars (7.2)

16q: Louis C.K. / The Chainsmokers (7.2)

17e: Tiffany Hadish / Taylor Swift (7.2)

17g: Saoirse Ronan / U2 (7.2)

77j: Robert Klein / Bonnie Raitt (7.1)

77p: Michael Palin / Eugene Record (7.1)

78d: Steve Martin / Van Morrison (7.1)

81g: Tim Curry / Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express (7.1)

84f: Ed Asner / The Kinks (7.1)

88m: Leslie Nielsen / Cowboy Junkies (7.1)

88p: Mel Gibson / Living Colour (7.1)

94h: Alec Baldwin / Beastie Boys (7.1)

94l: Bob Newhart / Des'ree (7.1)

97a: Sylvester Stallone / Jamiroquai (7.1)

97h: Nathan Lane / Metallica (7.1)

97p: Julianne Moore / Backstreet Boys (7.1)

98e: DAS / Eagle-Eye Cherry (7.1)

98m: Brendan Fraser / Busta Rhymes with The Roots (7.1)

99e: Garth Brooks (7.1)

99s: Britney Spears (7.1)

00p: Alec Baldwin / Coldplay (7.1)

01f: Billy Bob Thornton / Creed (7.1)

01g: Derek Jeter / Bubba Sparxxx, Shakira (7.1)

02j: Ray Liotta / The Donnas (7.1)

03b: Justin Timberlake (7.1)

06d: Hugh Laurie / Beck (7.1)

06e: Alec Baldwin / Christina Aguilera (7.1)

12u: Ben Affleck / Kanye West (7.1)

14d: Jim Carrey / Iggy Azalea (7.1)

14u: Louis C.K. / Rihanna (7.1)

17a: Ryan Gosling / Jay-Z (7.1)

18s: ADS / Shawn Mendes (7.1)

75f: Lily Tomlin (7)

76e: Steve Martin / Kinky Friedman (7)

76s: Elliott Gould / Kate & Anna McGarrigle, Roslyn Kind (7)

79q: Strother Martin / The Specials (7)

87a: Steve Martin / Sting (7)

87j: Carl Weathers / Robbie Robertson (7)

88g: Danny DeVito / The Bangles (7)

91d: Christian Slater / Bonnie Raitt (7)

92a: Nicolas Cage / Bobby Brown (7)

95a: Mariel Hemingway / Blues Traveler (7)

95k: Alec Baldwin / Tori Amos (7)

96o: Sting / Veruca Salt (7)

97k: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Portishead (7)

98l: Gwyneth Paltrow / Barenaked Ladies (7)

01b: Seann William Scott / Sum 41 (7)

01k: Jack Black / The Strokes (7)

04j: Paul Giamatti / Ludacris (7)

06k: Jeremy Piven / AFI (7)

07a: LeBron James / Kanye West (7)

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley (7)

09u: Betty White / Jay-Z (7)

13a: TIF / Arcade Fire (7)

15m: Melissa McCarthy / Kanye West with Kelly Price & The-Dream (7)

16t: Melissa McCarthy / HAIM (7)

17r: John Mulaney / Jack White (7)

18l: Halsey (7)

75s: Madeline Kahn / Carly Simon (6.9)

75u: Buck Henry / Gordon Lightfoot (6.9)

76v: Buck Henry / Jennifer Warnes, Kenny Vance (6.9)

77d: Charles Grodin / Paul Simon (6.9)

77l: O.J. Simpson / Ashford & Simpson (6.9)

77o: Christopher Lee / Meat Loaf (6.9)

79d: Buck Henry / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (6.9)

79t: Buck Henry / Andrew Gold, Andrae Crouch & Voices of Unity (6.9)

84d: MMK / Chaka Khan, The Folksmen (6.9)

85m: George Wendt & Francis Ford Coppola / Philip Glass (6.9)

87d: Robert Mitchum / Simply Red (6.9)

88q: Dolly Parton (6.9)

89f: Woody Harrelson / David Byrne (6.9)

89m: Tom Hanks / Aerosmith (6.9)

91j: Rob Morrow / Nirvana (6.9)

91o: John Goodman / Garth Brooks (6.9)

92f: Michael Keaton / Morrissey (6.9)

92h: Tom Arnold / Neil Young (6.9)

92n: BIM / Sting (6.9)

93t: Heather Locklear / Janet Jackson (6.9)

94d: DAC / Edie Brickell & Paul Simon (6.9)

95l: Danny Aiello / Coolio (6.9)

96n: Alec Baldwin / Tina Turner (6.9)

96p: MIM / Aerosmith (6.9)

98k: James Van Der Beek / Everlast (6.9)

98s: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Backstreet Boys (6.9)

99m: Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple (6.9)

99o: The Rock / AC/DC (6.9)

02t: DAA / Beyonce (6.9)

06n: Rainn Wilson / Arcade Fire (6.9)

08e: Josh Brolin / Adele (6.9)

08l: Neil Patrick Harris / Taylor Swift (6.9)

08r: TRM / Kelly Clarkson (6.9)

12n: Christoph Waltz / Alabama Shakes (6.9)

75i: Elliott Gould / Anne Murray (6.8)

76c: Eric Idle / Joe Cocker, Stuff (6.8)

76t: Eric Idle / Alan Price, Neil Innes (6.8)

77g: Mary Kay Place / Willie Nelson (6.8)

78a: The Rolling Stones (6.8)

79o: Richard Benjamin & Paula Prentiss / Grateful Dead (6.8)

82a: CHC / Queen (6.8)

82d: Howard Hesseman / Men at Work (6.8)

83n: Edwin Newman / Kool & The Gang (6.8)

84e: George Carlin / Frankie Goes to Hollywood (6.8)

86b: Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Run DMC (6.8)

86f: CHC, Steve Martin, MAS / Randy Newman (6.8)

86i: Joe Montana & Walter Payton / Debbie Harry (6.8)

86p: John Lithgow / Anita Baker (6.8)

86s: Garry Shandling / Los Lobos (6.8)

87b: Sean Penn / L.L. Cool J, Michael Penn & The Pull (6.8)

88b: Matthew Broderick / The Sugarcubes (6.8)

88e: Demi Moore / Johnny Clegg & Savuka (6.8)

88i: Melanie Griffith / Little Feat (6.8)

90c: George Steinbrenner / The Time (6.8)

90l: Kevin Bacon / INXS (6.8)

90n: Alec Baldwin / Whitney Houston (6.8)

91p: Mary Stuart Masterson / En Vogue (6.8)

92j: Danny DeVito / Bon Jovi (6.8)

92l: Luke Perry / Mick Jagger (6.8)

92q: Jason Alexander / Peter Gabriel (6.8)

93h: Charlton Heston / Paul Westerberg (6.8)

96t: Jeff Goldblum / En Vogue (6.8)

97r: Greg Kinnear / All Saints (6.8)

98b: Kelsey Grammer / Sheryl Crow (6.8)

98p: Drew Barrymore / Garbage (6.8)

00c: DAC / The Wallflowers (6.8)

00d: Charlize Theron / Paul Simon (6.8)

00i: Charlie Sheen / Nelly Furtado (6.8)

01h: Hugh Jackman / Mick Jagger (6.8)

02f: Brittany Murphy / Nelly (6.8)

03s: Snoop Dogg / Avril Lavigne (6.8)

06p: Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood (6.8)

06q: Shia LaBeouf / Avril Lavigne (6.8)

06s: MOS / Linkin Park (6.8)

07i: Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco (6.8)

08h: Paul Rudd / Beyonce (6.8)

09e: Taylor Swift (6.8)

13d: Edward Norton / Janelle Monae (6.8)

13f: Lady Gaga (6.8)

13g: Josh Hutcherson / HAIM (6.8)

15s: Brie Larson / Alicia Keys (6.8)

16e: Benedict Cumberbatch / Solange (6.8)

16u: Dwayne Johnson / Katy Perry (6.8)

17c: Kumail Nanjiani / P!nk (6.8)

18m: Don Cheadle / Gary Clark Jr. (6.8)

75a: George Carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian (6.7)

80l: BIM / Delbert McClinton & Bonnie Bramlett (6.7)

83s: BIC, Ed Koch, Edwin Newman, Father Guido Sarducci, Betty Thomas / The Cars (6.7)

84a: (none) / Thompson Twins (6.7)

84c: Jesse Jackson / Andrae Crouch, Wintley Phipps (6.7)

84i: EDM / Robert Plant & The Honeydrippers (6.7)

85d: John Lithgow / Mr. Mister (6.7)

85e: Tom Hanks / Sade (6.7)

90p: Jeremy Irons / Fishbone (6.7)

93b: Shannen Doherty / Cypress Hill (6.7)

94c: John Travolta / Seal (6.7)

94k: David Hyde Pierce / Live (6.7)

94p: John Goodman / The Tragically Hip (6.7)

95d: Gabriel Byrne / Alanis Morissette (6.7)

95n: Elle MacPherson / Sting (6.7)

97e: JOL / Jane's Addiction (6.7)

97f: Claire Danes / Mariah Carey (6.7)

98d: BES / Alanis Morissette (6.7)

98h: Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill (6.7)

99l: Julianna Margulies / DMX (6.7)

00q: Renee Zellweger / Eve (6.7)

01r: Alec Baldwin / P.O.D. (6.7)

05b: Jon Heder / Ashlee Simpson (6.7)

05e: Jason Lee / Foo Fighters (6.7)

05n: Matt Dillon / Arctic Monkeys (6.7)

08u: Justin Timberlake / Ciara (6.7)

11h: Steve Buscemi / The Black Keys (6.7)

13q: Anna Kendrick / Pharrell Williams (6.7)

16i: John Cena / Maren Morris (6.7)

16r: JIF / Harry Styles (6.7)

17f: Chance The Rapper / Eminem with Skylar Grey (6.7)

17j: Sam Rockwell / Halsey (6.7)

75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers (6.6)

75m: Peter Boyle / Al Jarreau (6.6)

77h: Miskel Spillman / Elvis Costello (6.6)

77k: CHC / Billy Joel (6.6)

77q: Michael Sarrazin / Keith Jarrett, Gravity (6.6)

78m: Kate Jackson / Delbert McClinton (6.6)

79e: Bea Arthur / The Roches (6.6)

80g: Karen Black / Cheap Trick, Stanley Clarke Trio (6.6)

82q: Joan Rivers / Musical Youth (6.6)

84m: Harry Anderson / Bryan Adams (6.6)

85i: Ron Reagan / The Nelsons (6.6)

86o: Charlton Heston / Wynton Marsalis (6.6)

87i: Robin Williams / James Taylor (6.6)

88k: Tony Danza / John Hiatt (6.6)

90i: Dennis Quaid / The Neville Brothers (6.6)

90q: Catherine O'Hara / R.E.M. (6.6)

91b: Jeff Daniels / Color Me Badd (6.6)

91h: Hammer (6.6)

91t: Woody Harrelson / Vanessa Williams (6.6)

95i: Madeline Kahn / Bush (6.6)

96a: Tom Hanks / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (6.6)

96b: Lisa Kudrow / Sheryl Crow (6.6)

96l: Neve Campbell / David Bowie (6.6)

97c: Brendan Fraser / Bjork (6.6)

97d: CHF / The Mighty Mighty Bosstones (6.6)

97t: David Duchovny / Puff Daddy & Jimmy Page (6.6)

99g: Christina Ricci / Beck (6.6)

00m: Katie Holmes / Dave Matthews Band (6.6)

01l: Britney Spears (6.6)

01t: Winona Ryder / Moby (6.6)

02a: Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band (6.6)

02o: Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera (6.6)

04s: WIF / Queens Of The Stone Age (6.6)

06g: Matthew Fox / Tenacious D (6.6)

06l: Drew Barrymore / Lily Allen (6.6)

06o: JLD / Snow Patrol (6.6)

09h: Blake Lively / Rihanna (6.6)

10e: Jon Hamm / Rihanna (6.6)

10g: Anne Hathaway / Florence + The Machine (6.6)

10k: Jim Carrey / The Black Keys (6.6)

12b: Joseph Gordon-Levitt / Mumford & Sons (6.6)

15o: Ariana Grande (6.6)

75d: Candice Bergen / Esther Phillips (6.5)

76a: Lily Tomlin / James Taylor (6.5)

78g: Walter Matthau / (none) (6.5)

78s: Maureen Stapleton / Linda Ronstadt & Phoebe Snow (6.5)

79a: Steve Martin / Blondie (6.5)

79b: Eric Idle / Bob Dylan (6.5)

79r: Bob Newhart / Amazing Rhythm Aces, Bruce Cockburn (6.5)

82b: Louis Gossett, Jr. / George Thorogood & The Destroyers (6.5)

83r: Barry Bostwick / Spinal Tap (6.5)

84q: Howard Cosell / Greg Kihn (6.5)

86g: Steve Guttenberg / The Pretenders (6.5)

86j: PAS / Bruce Hornsby & The Range (6.5)

87e: Candice Bergen / Cher with PAS & The World's Most Dangerous Band (6.5)

88r: Geena Davis / John Mellencamp (6.5)

89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young (6.5)

89c: Kathleen Turner / Billy Joel (6.5)

92e: Catherine O'Hara / 10,000 Maniacs (6.5)

92i: Glenn Close / Black Crowes (6.5)

92t: Kevin Kline / Willie Nelson & Paul Simon (6.5)

93f: Rosie O'Donnell / James Taylor (6.5)

93i: Sally Field / Tony! Toni! Tone! (6.5)

93p: Helen Hunt / Snoop Doggy Dogg (6.5)

95b: CHC / Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories (6.5)

95f: Laura Leighton / Rancid (6.5)

97b: Matthew Perry / Oasis (6.5)

97s: Matthew Broderick / Natalie Merchant, Tenacious D (6.5)

98g: Jennifer Love Hewitt / Beastie Boys (6.5)

98r: Cuba Gooding, Jr. / Ricky Martin (6.5)

99b: Heather Graham / Marc Anthony (6.5)

01q: The Rock / Andrew W.K. (6.5)

02q: Ray Romano / Zwan (6.5)

03k: Megan Mulally / Clay Aiken (6.5)

03r: Lindsay Lohan / Usher (6.5)

04n: DAS / Jack Johnson (6.5)

06m: Forest Whitaker / Keith Urban (6.5)

08a: Michael Phelps / Lil Wayne (6.5)

08t: Zac Efron / Yeah Yeah Yeahs (6.5)

10q: Zach Galifianakis / Jessie J (6.5)

11g: Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine (6.5)

11k: Charles Barkley / Kelly Clarkson (6.5)

11n: Zooey Deschanel / Karmin (6.5)

12o: Kevin Hart / Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (6.5)

16b: Lin-Manuel Miranda / Twenty One Pilots (6.5)

16g: KRW / The xx (6.5)

16n: Alec Baldwin / Ed Sheeran (6.5)

17o: Sterling K. Brown / James Bay (6.5)

75e: Robert Klein / ABBA, Loudon Wainwright III (6.4)

75k: Peter Cook & Dudley Moore / Neil Sedaka (6.4)

75o: Jill Clayburgh / Leon Redbone, The Singing Idlers (6.4)

75v: Elliott Gould / Leon Redbone, Harlan Collins & Joyce Everson (6.4)

76n: Steve Martin / The Kinks (6.4)

77f: Buck Henry / Leon Redbone (6.4)

78f: Carrie Fisher / The Blues Brothers (6.4)

78r: Michael Palin / James Taylor (6.4)

78t: Buck Henry / Bette Midler (6.4)

81a: (none) / Rod Stewart (6.4)

82o: Bruce Dern / Leon Redbone (6.4)

83d: Betty Thomas / Stray Cats (6.4)

83e: Teri Garr / Mick Fleetwood's Zoo (6.4)

83f: Jerry Lewis / Loverboy (6.4)

86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter (6.4)

87f: Danny DeVito / Bryan Ferry (6.4)

87g: Angie Dickinson / Buster Poindexter, David Gilmour (6.4)

87m: Judge Reinhold / 10,000 Maniacs (6.4)

89t: Candice Bergen / The Notting Hillbillies (6.4)

90f: Dennis Hopper / Paul Simon (6.4)

91g: Macaulay Culkin / Tin Machine (6.4)

91n: Roseanne & Tom Arnold / Red Hot Chili Peppers (6.4)

93c: Jeff Goldblum / Aerosmith (6.4)

94n: George Clooney / The Cranberries (6.4)

95e: Quentin Tarantino / The Smashing Pumpkins (6.4)

96i: Rosie O'Donnell / Whitney Houston (6.4)

98n: BIM / Lucinda Williams (6.4)

99i: Jamie Foxx / Blink-182 (6.4)

05j: Scarlett Johansson / Death Cab For Cutie (6.4)

09p: Zach Galifianakis / Vampire Weekend (6.4)

13b: Miley Cyrus (6.4)

13l: Jonah Hill / Bastille (6.4)

13s: Andrew Garfield / Coldplay (6.4)

14b: SAS / Maroon 5 (6.4)

14c: BIH / Hozier (6.4)

14e: CSR / Prince (6.4)

16s: Chris Pine / LCD Soundsystem (6.4)

17b: Gal Gadot / Sam Smith (6.4)

17n: Charles Barkley / Migos (6.4)

18b: Awkwafina / Travis Scott with Mike Dean (6.4)

75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics (6.3)

75r: Raquel Welch / Phoebe Snow, John Sebastian (6.3)

76u: Shelley Duvall / Joan Armatrading (6.3)

81c: George Kennedy / Miles Davis (6.3)

81s: Danny DeVito / Sparks (6.3)

82l: Sid Caesar / Joe Cocker (6.3)

82m: Howard Hesseman / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (6.3)

86l: Willie Nelson (6.3)

87c: Dabney Coleman / The Cars (6.3)

92o: John Goodman / Mary J. Blige (6.3)

93g: Nicole Kidman / Stone Temple Pilots (6.3)

95s: Christine Baranski / The Cure (6.3)

00o: Julia Stiles / Aerosmith (6.3)

01p: Cameron Diaz / Jimmy Eat World (6.3)

01s: Kirsten Dunst / Eminem with Proof (6.3)

05a: Steve Carell / Kanye West (6.3)

05g: Dane Cook / James Blunt (6.3)

07h: Jonah Hill / Mariah Carey (6.3)

08k: Hugh Laurie / Kanye West (6.3)

09g: Joseph Gordon-Levitt / Dave Matthews Band (6.3)

11d: Anna Faris / Drake (6.3)

11t: Eli Manning / Rihanna (6.3)

12k: Jennifer Lawrence / The Lumineers (6.3)

13n: Jim Parsons / Beck (6.3)

14o: Chris Hemsworth / Zac Brown Band (6.3)

15a: Miley Cyrus (6.3)

15k: Ronda Rousey / Selena Gomez (6.3)

16p: Scarlett Johansson / Lorde (6.3)

17h: James Franco / SZA (6.3)

18p: Sandra Oh / Tame Impala (6.3)

75c: Rob Reiner / (none) (6.2)

76i: Jodie Foster / Brian Wilson (6.2)

76m: Fran Tarkenton / Leo Sayer, Donny Harper Singers (6.2)

77n: Jill Clayburgh / Eddie Money (6.2)

78e: Buck Henry / The Grateful Dead (6.2)

78i: Elliott Gould / Peter Tosh (6.2)

81h: BIM / The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs (6.2)

81q: Johnny Cash / Elton John (6.2)

82j: Lily Tomlin (6.2)

84g: Ed Begley, Jr. / Billy Squier (6.2)

84k: Roy Scheider / Billy Ocean (6.2)

85c: Pee Wee Herman / Queen Ida & The Bon Temps Zydeco Band (6.2)

86m: Valerie Bertinelli / Robert Cray Band (6.2)

86q: John Larroquette / Timbuk 3 (6.2)

90e: Jimmy Smits / World Party (6.2)

90o: Michael J. Fox / Black Crowes (6.2)

90s: Delta Burke / Chris Isaak (6.2)

92b: Tim Robbins / Sinead O'Connor (6.2)

94q: DAW / Dionne Farris (6.2)

96c: Bill Pullman / New Edition (6.2)

97o: Scott Wolf / Natalie Imbruglia (6.2)

99k: Alan Cumming / Jennifer Lopez (6.2)

00k: Jennifer Lopez (6.2)

00s: Lara Flynn Boyle / Bon Jovi (6.2)

07d: Brian Williams / Feist (6.2)

08b: James Franco / Kings Of Leon (6.2)

08o: Bradley Cooper / TV On The Radio (6.2)

10i: Paul Rudd / Paul McCartney (6.2)

10s: Helen Mirren / Foo Fighters (6.2)

11f: Emma Stone / Coldplay (6.2)

12h: Jeremy Renner / Maroon 5 (6.2)

12r: Vince Vaughn / Miguel (6.2)

15b: Amy Schumer / The Weeknd (6.2)

16k: Felicity Jones / Sturgill Simpson (6.2)

17k: Jessica Chastain / Troye Sivan (6.2)

76r: Julian Bond / Tom Waits, Brick (6.1)

77i: Steve Martin / Dirt Band, Randy Newman (6.1)

79h: Ted Knight / Desmond Child & Rouge (6.1)

81o: Blythe Danner / Rickie Lee Jones (6.1)

82i: EDM / Lionel Richie (6.1)

82p: Robert Guillaume / Duran Duran (6.1)

83a: Brandon Tartikoff / John Cougar (6.1)

83h: Flip Wilson / Stevie Nicks (6.1)

83l: Robin Williams / Adam Ant (6.1)

83o: BIC / Al Jarreau (6.1)

89p: Debra Winger / Eric Clapton (6.1)

91k: CHC / Robbie Robertson & Bruce Hornsby (6.1)

94r: Courteney Cox / Dave Matthews Band (6.1)

94t: David Duchovny / Rod Stewart (6.1)

97j: Samuel L. Jackson / Ben Folds Five (6.1)

97m: Roma Downey / Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott with Timbaland & Magoo (6.1)

99h: Danny DeVito / R.E.M. (6.1)

00h: Lucy Liu / Jay-Z (6.1)

02n: Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite (6.1)

03n: Colin Firth / Norah Jones (6.1)

03q: Janet Jackson (6.1)

04i: Topher Grace / The Killers (6.1)

05l: Steve Martin / Prince with Tamar (6.1)

05m: Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy (6.1)

05s: Kevin Spacey / Nelly Furtado (6.1)

07l: Steve Carell / Usher (6.1)

08i: Tim McGraw / Ludacris & T-Pain (6.1)

08s: Seth Rogen / Phoenix (6.1)

09d: Gerard Butler / Shakira (6.1)

10a: AMP / Katy Perry (6.1)

10c: Jane Lynch / Bruno Mars (6.1)

10o: Russell Brand / Chris Brown (6.1)

10v: Justin Timberlake / Lady Gaga (6.1)

12e: Bruno Mars (6.1)

13k: Drake (6.1)

13t: Charlize Theron / The Black Keys (6.1)

14l: Blake Shelton (6.1)

18k: James McAvoy / Meek Mill (6.1)

81m: Elizabeth Ashley / Hall & Oates (6)

82k: Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas / The Bus Boys (6)

83i: Father Guido Sarducci / Huey Lewis & The News (6)

85h: Dudley Moore / Al Green (6)

86r: Mark Harmon / Suzanne Vega (6)

89q: Corbin Bernsen / The Smithereens (6)

93a: Charles Barkley / Nirvana (6)

93s: John Goodman / The Pretenders (6)

99j: Freddie Prinze, Jr. / Macy Gray (6)

99r: John Goodman / Neil Young (6)

01e: Gwyneth Paltrow / Ryan Adams (6)

02e: Nia Vardalos / Eve (6)

02l: Jennifer Garner / Beck (6)

03d: Kelly Ripa / OutKast (6)

06i: Justin Timberlake (6)

07c: Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters (6)

08c: Anna Faris / Duffy (6)

09c: Drew Barrymore / Regina Spektor (6)

09n: Ashton Kutcher / Them Crooked Vultures (6)

11c: BES / Foster The People (6)

11m: Channing Tatum / Bon Iver (6)

11q: Jonah Hill / The Shins (6)

11u: WIF / Usher (6)

12p: Justin Timberlake (6)

13m: Melissa McCarthy / Imagine Dragons (6)

14j: Amy Adams / One Direction (6)

15t: Drake (6)

17l: WIF / Chris Stapleton & Sturgill Simpson (6)

17q: Chadwick Boseman / Cardi B (6)

17s: Donald Glover (6)

18a: Adam Driver / Kanye West (6)

18h: Jason Momoa / Mumford & Sons (6)

18i: Matt Damon / Mark Ronson & Miley Cyrus (6)

75q: Ron Nessen / Patti Smith (5.9)

75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell (5.9)

75x: Kris Kristofferson / Rita Coolidge (5.9)

76p: Broderick Crawford / Levon Helm & The RCO All-Stars, The Meters (5.9)

77c: Hugh Hefner / Libby Titus (5.9)

79j: CHC / Marianne Faithfull (5.9)

79l: Kirk Douglas / Sam & Dave (5.9)

80c: Ellen Burstyn / Aretha Franklin, Keith Sykes (5.9)

81t: Olivia Newton-John (5.9)

83j: Michael Palin / The Motels (5.9)

83p: Michael Douglas / Deniece Williams (5.9)

85o: Tony Danza / Laurie Anderson (5.9)

86d: Sam Kinison / Lou Reed (5.9)

86t: Dennis Hopper / Roy Orbison (5.9)

91q: Sharon Stone / Pearl Jam (5.9)

96m: CHC / Live (5.9)

96r: Pamela Lee / Rollins Band (5.9)

99d: Dylan McDermott / Foo Fighters (5.9)

05h: Alec Baldwin / Shakira (5.9)

07g: Amy Adams / Vampire Weekend (5.9)

09o: Jennifer Lopez (5.9)

09v: Alec Baldwin / Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (5.9)

10r: Elton John / Leon Russell (5.9)

11i: Katy Perry / Robyn (5.9)

11r: Sofia Vergara / One Direction (5.9)

12c: Daniel Craig / Muse (5.9)

13o: Lena Dunham / The National (5.9)

14r: Taraji P. Henson / Mumford & Sons (5.9)

15f: Matthew McConaughey / Adele (5.9)

16o: Octavia Spencer / Father John Misty (5.9)

75l: Dick Cavett / Jimmy Cliff (5.8)

75p: Anthony Perkins / Betty Carter (5.8)

76o: Sissy Spacek / Richard Baskin (5.8)

79g: Martin Sheen / David Bowie (5.8)

79n: (none) / James Taylor & Paul Simon, David Sanborn (5.8)

79s: Steve Martin / 3-D, Paul & Linda McCartney (5.8)

81k: James Coburn / Lindsey Buckingham (5.8)

81l: Bruce Dern / Luther Vandross (5.8)

83q: George McGovern / Madness (5.8)

84l: Alex Karras / Tina Turner (5.8)

85a: Madonna / Simple Minds (5.8)

85g: Harry Dean Stanton / The Replacements (5.8)

86c: Rosanna Arquette / Ric Ocasek (5.8)

91i: Steve Martin / James Taylor (5.8)

94b: Marisa Tomei / Bonnie Raitt (5.8)

94j: Jeff Daniels / Luscious Jackson (5.8)

01a: Reese Witherspoon / Alicia Keys (5.8)

01c: Drew Barrymore / Macy Gray (5.8)

01m: Jonny Moseley / OutKast (5.8)

03a: Jack Black / John Mayer (5.8)

03e: Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews with Trey Anastasio (5.8)

03t: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon (5.8)

05q: Tom Hanks / Red Hot Chili Peppers (5.8)

06f: Ludacris (5.8)

06j: Jake Gyllenhaal / The Shins (5.8)

08n: Steve Martin / Jason Mraz (5.8)

09q: Jude Law / Pearl Jam (5.8)

09r: TIF / Justin Bieber (5.8)

09s: Ryan Phillippe / Ke$ha (5.8)

10d: Emma Stone / Kings Of Leon (5.8)

10l: Gwyneth Paltrow / Cee Lo Green (5.8)

10m: Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj (5.8)

10t: TIF / Ellie Goulding (5.8)

11l: Daniel Radcliffe / Lana Del Rey (5.8)

12l: Adam Levine / Kendrick Lamar (5.8)

13h: Paul Rudd / One Direction (5.8)

14k: Kevin Hart / Sia (5.8)

15q: Russell Crowe / Margo Price (5.8)

17m: Natalie Portman / Dua Lipa (5.8)

18o: Idris Elba / Khalid (5.8)

18u: Paul Rudd / DJ Khaled (5.8)

76d: Karen Black / John Prine (5.7)

79m: Rodney Dangerfield / The J. Geils Band (5.7)

80e: David Carradine / Linda Ronstadt & cast of The Pirates of Penzance (5.7)

81b: Susan Saint James / The Kinks (5.7)

82f: Robert Blake / Kenny Loggins (5.7)

84b: Bob Uecker / Peter Wolf (5.7)

84h: Ringo Starr / Herbie Hancock (5.7)

84o: Mr. T & Hulk Hogan / The Commodores (5.7)

87k: Justine Bateman / Terrance Trent D'Arby (5.7)

93n: Martin Lawrence / Crash Test Dummies (5.7)

02s: Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder (5.7)

04b: Queen Latifah (5.7)

05c: Catherine Zeta-Jones / Franz Ferdinand (5.7)

06h: Annette Bening / Gwen Stefani, Akon (5.7)

07b: Seth Rogen / Spoon (5.7)

11s: Josh Brolin / Gotye (5.7)

11v: Mick Jagger (5.7)

12q: Melissa McCarthy / Phoenix (5.7)

13j: JIF / Justin Timberlake (5.7)

14g: Cameron Diaz / Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars (5.7)

15h: Chris Hemsworth / Chance The Rapper (5.7)

75b: Paul Simon / Art Garfunkel, Randy Newman, Phoebe Snow, Jesse Dixon Singers (5.6)

75n: Desi Arnaz / Desi Arnaz, Jr. (5.6)

76l: Ruth Gordon / Chuck Berry (5.6)

76q: Jack Burns / Santana (5.6)

77b: Madeline Kahn / Taj Mahal (5.6)

77e: Ray Charles (5.6)

79i: Teri Garr / The B-52's (5.6)

80m: CHC / Jr. Walker & The All-Stars (5.6)

81d: Donald Pleasence / Fear (5.6)

81e: Lauren Hutton / Rick James & The Stone City Band (5.6)

81p: Daniel J. Travanti / John Cougar (5.6)

86k: Bronson Pinchot / Paul Young (5.6)

89l: Quincy Jones / many musical guests (5.6)

89s: Andrew Dice Clay / Julee Cruise, Spanic Boys (5.6)

94g: Roseanne / Green Day (5.6)

01j: Josh Hartnett / Pink (5.6)

04f: Luke Wilson / U2 (5.6)

06b: Jaime Pressly / Corinne Bailey Rae (5.6)

07f: Ellen Page / Wilco (5.6)

08p: Alec Baldwin / Jonas Brothers (5.6)

09j: James Franco / Muse (5.6)

09l: Sigourney Weaver / The Ting Tings (5.6)

10b: Bryan Cranston / Kanye West (5.6)

10h: Robert De Niro / Diddy-Dirty Money (5.6)

10n: DAC / Linkin Park (5.6)

13r: Seth Rogen / Ed Sheeran (5.6)

14s: Scarlett Johansson / Wiz Khalifa (5.6)

17i: Kevin Hart / Foo Fighters (5.6)

17t: Amy Schumer / Kacey Musgraves (5.6)

18r: Emma Stone / BTS (5.6)

79c: Bill Russell / Chicago (5.5)

80a: Elliott Gould / Kid Creole & The Coconuts (5.5)

80f: Ray Sharkey / Jack Bruce & Friends (5.5)

82e: Michael Keaton / Joe Jackson (5.5)

83g: Tom & Dick Smothers / Big Country (5.5)

83m: Jamie Lee Curtis / The Fixx (5.5)

84j: Kathleen Turner / John Waite (5.5)

85b: CHC / Sheila E. (5.5)

85p: Catherine Oxenberg & Paul Simon / Ladysmith Black Mambazo (5.5)

93q: Kelsey Grammer / Dwight Yoakam (5.5)

99t: Jackie Chan / Kid Rock (5.5)

00j: Mena Suvari / Lenny Kravitz (5.5)

02g: Robert De Niro / Norah Jones (5.5)

02r: Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent & G-Unit (5.5)

03f: Alec Baldwin / Missy Elliott (5.5)

03h: Elijah Wood / Jet (5.5)

04c: Jude Law / Ashlee Simpson (5.5)

04h: Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child (5.5)

05k: Peter Sarsgaard / The Strokes (5.5)

06t: Zach Braff / Maroon 5 (5.5)

10p: Miley Cyrus / The Strokes (5.5)

11b: Melissa McCarthy / Lady Antebellum (5.5)

11p: Lindsay Lohan / Jack White (5.5)

12d: Christina Applegate / Passion Pit (5.5)

18c: SEM / Paul Simon with yMusic (5.5)

18e: Liev Schreiber / Lil Wayne (5.5)

18t: Emma Thompson / Jonas Brothers (5.5)

76g: Dick Cavett / Ry Cooder (5.4)

81f: Bernadette Peters / The Go-Go's, Billy Joel (5.4)

82c: Ron Howard / The Clash (5.4)

82h: Tom & Dick Smothers / Laura Branigan (5.4)

82r: Susan Saint James / Michael McDonald (5.4)

83b: Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman / Eddy Grant (5.4)

83c: John Candy / Men at Work (5.4)

85n: Oprah Winfrey / Joe Jackson (5.4)

94f: John Turturro / Tom Petty (5.4)

03m: Christina Aguilera / Maroon 5 (5.4)

04k: Paris Hilton / Keane (5.4)

08m: Rosario Dawson / Fleet Foxes (5.4)

10j: Jeff Bridges / Eminem, Lil Wayne (5.4)

13c: Bruce Willis / Katy Perry (5.4)

17p: BIH / Arcade Fire (5.4)

18q: Kit Harington / Sara Bareilles (5.4)

77t: Buck Henry / Sun Ra (5.3)

79k: Elliott Gould / Gary Numan (5.3)

81i: Robert Conrad / The Allman Brothers Band (5.3)

81j: John Madden / Jennifer Holliday (5.3)

82g: Drew Barrymore / Squeeze (5.3)

82t: Ed Koch / Kevin Rowland & Dexy's Midnight Runners (5.3)

84n: Pamela Sue Martin / Power Station (5.3)

85r: Anjelica Huston & Billy Martin / George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic (5.3)

93m: Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger / UB40 (5.3)

04a: Ben Affleck / Nelly (5.3)

04q: Tom Brady / Beck (5.3)

09a: Megan Fox / U2 (5.3)

14a: Chris Pratt / Ariana Grande (5.3)

16j: Casey Affleck / Chance The Rapper (5.3)

18d: Jonah Hill / Maggie Rogers (5.3)

18j: Rachel Brosnahan / Greta Van Fleet (5.3)

78k: Cicely Tyson / Talking Heads (5.2)

79p: Burt Reynolds / Anne Murray (5.2)

85l: Griffin Dunne / Rosanne Cash (5.2)

85q: Jimmy Breslin & Marvin Hagler / Level 42, E.G. Daily (5.2)

93r: Emilio Estevez / Pearl Jam (5.2)

03g: Al Sharpton / Pink (5.2)

04l: Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson (5.2)

05o: Antonio Banderas / Mary J. Blige (5.2)

09f: January Jones / The Black Eyed Peas (5.2)

13i: John Goodman / Kings Of Leon (5.2)

14t: Reese Witherspoon / Florence + The Machine (5.2)

18g: Claire Foy / Anderson .Paak (5.2)

75w: Louise Lasser / Preservation Hall Jazz Band (5.1)

85k: Jay Leno / The Neville Brothers (5.1)

93k: Sara Gilbert / Counting Crows (5.1)

95m: Tom Arnold / Tupac Shakur (5.1)

02b: Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill (5.1)

02d: Eric McCormack / Jay-Z & Lenny Kravitz (5.1)

02i: Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne (5.1)

04e: Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse (5.1)

05p: Lindsay Lohan / Pearl Jam (5.1)

12t: KRW / Vampire Weekend (5.1)

14h: James Franco / Nicki Minaj (5.1)

14n: Dakota Johnson / Alabama Shakes (5.1)

15n: Jonah Hill / Future (5.1)

81n: Robert Urich / Mink DeVille (5)

82n: Beau & Jeff Bridges / Randy Newman (5)

93j: Jason Patric / Blind Melon (5)

02p: Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte (5)

03l: Drew Barrymore / Kelis (5)

17u: TIF / Nicki Minaj (5)

90r: Steven Seagal / Michael Bolton (4.9)

94a: Steve Martin / Eric Clapton (4.9)

04g: Colin Farrell / Scissor Sisters (4.9)

04p: Cameron Diaz / Green Day (4.9)

05f: Eva Longoria / Korn (4.9)

09i: Taylor Lautner / Bon Jovi (4.9)

12m: Justin Bieber (4.9)

13u: ANS / St. Vincent (4.9)

78c: Frank Zappa (4.8)

80d: Jamie Lee Curtis / James Brown, Ellen Shipley (4.8)

81r: Robert Culp / Charlie Daniels Band (4.8)

85j: Jerry Hall / Stevie Ray & Jimmie Vaughn (4.8)

93e: Christian Slater / Smashing Pumpkins (4.8)

03i: Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas (4.8)

05d: Lance Armstrong / Sheryl Crow (4.8)

09t: Gabourey Sidibe / MGMT (4.8)

10f: Scarlett Johansson / Arcade Fire (4.8)

80i: Sally Kellerman / Jimmy Cliff (4.7)

85f: Teri Garr / Dream Academy, The Cult (4.7)

04r: Johnny Knoxville / System Of A Down (4.7)

04t: Lindsay Lohan / Coldplay (4.7)

06r: Scarlett Johansson / Bjork (4.7)

80b: Malcolm McDowell / Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band (4.6)

80k: Charlene Tilton / Todd Rundgren, Prince (4.6)

03j: Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey / G-Unit (4.6)

04o: Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani (4.6)

15d: Donald Trump / Sia (4.6)

18f: Steve Carell / Ella Mai (4.6)

93o: Nancy Kerrigan / Aretha Franklin (4.5)

94s: Bob Saget / TLC (4.5)

03c: Halle Berry / Britney Spears (4.5)

00f: Tom Green / David Gray (4.4)

80h: Robert Hays / Joe 'King' Carrasco & The Crown, 14 Karat Soul (4.3)

04d: Kate Winslet / Eminem (4.3)

78q: Milton Berle / Ornette Coleman & Prime Time (4.2)

80j: Deborah Harry / Funky 4 + 1 More (4.2)

02k: Matthew McConaughey / Dixie Chicks (4.2)

94i: George Foreman / Hole (4.1)

06c: John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance (4.1)

03p: Donald Trump / Toots & The Maytals (3.7)

94m: Deion Sanders / Bon Jovi (3.6)

04m: Hilary Swank / 50 Cent (3.6)

94e: Sarah Jessica Parker / R.E.M. (3.4)

94o: Paul Reiser / Annie Lennox (2.9)